So this weekend I went to my friend Jenna's party and got a ride from Mrs Sweetcheeks along with Charlotte, Susan and Jeffery. Ok, this post is going to be filled with juice so I am going to have to separate each of the many topics that it will cover by paragraphs. Even the car ride was sexy which made up for the slight mediocrity of the party. It was a sweet 16 which made it all the more elaborate and fabulous than your basic party, which is just a prime environment for me to unleash my fabulousness and let it roam free to amaze the unsuspecting public.Lets start out with the unconditionally sexy car ride. I called Charlotte and asked for a ride to the party knowing that she would say yes (why the hell would she ever pass up the opportunity to spend a little more time with me?) Then she tells me that Jeffery will also be tagging along for the ride (at that point I almost said "of course, I saw that one coming", but then I remembered that that night was Charlotte's night (for potential love making) so I backed off and decided that I would begrudgingly accept Jeffery's presence. The car ride actually turned out to be much more sexy than I had expected (specially with Jeffery being there). It was just a lovely time where I was able to allow my mind to spew all of its sexy thoughts all over everyone in the car, and they all loved it (Mrs Sweetcheeks pretended that my comments werent appropriate for her, but I know that she actually LOVES them but pretends not to because she has to play the role of the responsible adult).
Jeffery was actually quite sociable and, I cant believe Im saying this, was also quite pleasurable to have around. I find myself to be warming up to Jeffery and I dont like it because I hate him for the fact that he is Charlottes lover, but he actually has a decent personality so I like him at the same time, this is so not fabulous, my mixed feelings have foiled my ability to either like or hate this guy. So anyway, Jeffery really isnt that bad (ONLY as far as personality goes, other things like style, cleanliness, sexiness, all the things you need to be completely fabulous, etc. have little presence or are completely absent as far as he goes) I guess the point is that I find him acceptable to socialize with, though he is nowhere near as fabulous as me so dont be mistaken.
Once we joined the party, the spiciness shot off the charts. Gretchen was there (which is a whole different story for later on) and me and Susan got to dance and show off how well dressed and sexy we were and how simply overall magnificent we are. Trish and Violet were there, (taking up the opportunity to walk out on the dance floor and act like complete whores), god they dissapoint me sometimes. For the most part, Gretchen and Susan were graced with my stunning presence throughout the duration of the party (and i know they loved it). The party had an abundant amount of downfalls (food that tasted like burnt poop, pathetic floor plan, gaudy decorations) but all of the fall backs could be looked over since me, Charlotte, and Susan were there to fill in the gaps with our wonderous selves.
About half way into the party, Charlotte and Jeffery embarked on a seemingly never ending very public display of their affection for eachother that everyone noticed. They were hungrily embracing one another in that horny way, sucking on eachothers faces like lollipops. I mean, thats the way it seemed at least, they were actually nuzzling most of the time but it looked like they were smooching like there was no tomorrow. Now, I had known this was going to happen for a LONG time, I can smell those types of things like a fiesty cougar hunting down a zebra, but I really didnt want to believe that it would happen none the less. The moment I looked over and saw them out on the balcony, I was so overwhelmingly happy for Charlotte that I almost peed my pants and then a second later I was fuming with anger (And let me tell you, I am normally HOT if you catch my drift, but then I felt like a firey unforgiving blast of fury). I actually thought I was going to burn them with my vicious glance. I know that I can get pretty pissy sometimes, but I have rarely been that pissed in my entire life.
I really dont like seeing other men touch Charlotte, it makes me territorial. I am way to protective over her and when I saw her and Jeffery giving eachother some lovin I just had to force myself to look away because otherwise I would have uncontrollably walked over there and like torn his head off or something. This is just another instance of mixed feelings, and I always want whatever is going to make Charlotte happy to come true so my anger will never get in the way of that. I guess its good that I care so much about Charlotte, I just have to keep my feelings under control because, trust me, you dont want to set this sexy little love kitten on fire, otherwise your going to get clawed.
It was nice to get to be sexy with Gretchen for once without her lover Matt getting in the way. I was so damn happy that he wasnt invited to the party that I just had to share my joy with Gretchen (she wasnt too thrilled about how happy I was, but whatever, Im way better than Matt anyway so he can take that and shove it up his butt). Gretchen and I got down and dirty on the dance floor and made everybody jelous of how fabulous we are, which is always a nice experience. Theres still a lot of tention between me and Gretchen regarding Matt, much more so than the tension between me and Charlotte regarding Jeffery (since Charlotte understands how I am fabulous which gives me the right to feel however I want about other people). Matt is just one of those people that you get a bad feeling about, like he doesnt want what is best for Gretchen or doesnt really care about her enough. He is just a big douche who is wider than he is tall and basically looks like something a cat would puke up on the carpet. I dont want Gretchen to get hurt, but I guess I cant intervine because she is happy for the time being.
So overall, it was a decent night by the end of which Charlotte and Jeffery officially became lovers. And thank GOD they did, because doing the kinky things that they were doing and not being official is just absolutely trashy. I dont know how their love is going to turn out, but I do have a good feeling about Jeffery's intentions, he is a good person; but he is Charlottes lover and I hate him.
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