Sexiness Summed up

Ok so its been a while since ive been inspired to write about my orgasmic life, (I can't be blamed, Ive been pooping my pants for the past month waiting for college admission stuff, well, not literally, that would be nasty, plus we all know im to good to partake in such foul activities.) So now comes the short, sweet and utterly drool worthy orgasmic sum up of my life for the past month.

So lets see, Trish isn't as hoplessly classless as I was prepared to think she was. Of course, I wouldnt have been friends of her if there wasnt at least a bulk of classiness left within her somewhere. So anyway, she has proved to me that she can rehabilitate her classiness since I went shopping with her on black friday which was just so simply orgasmic that I cant even begin to convey how orgasmic it was because I will just start orgasming while I try to do it.

CHRISTMAS!!!!! I fricken love christmas, I get to buy so many sexy things and get so many sexy things that it is just like one big pile of sexy that you can't not love. I was listening to chrismas music back in October much to Susan's dismay but whatever, she just doesnt know how to get into the holiday spirit a little early. I bought LOTS of thongs and I am dividing them up according to the strength of my friendship with all of my classy friends. Susan and Charlotte get the most, (and they are EXTRA kinky looking this year) then comes Trish who got the more expensive but a little bit more whorey thong, after that is Gretchen who gets the whoreiest thong on the planet since she has gotten extra frisky with her boyfriend (who I know accept as an affiliate of mine since he passed the test of at least acting as though he can meet my standards when in my presence). Then comes Karen, who gets a somewhat innocent thong (keep in mind that when I say innocent it means ultra kinky by any common person's standards) and it matches one that Susan is going to get!!! OH I am so clever i dont know what to do with myself sometimes....Oh and, by the way, its just a given that Ms. Bitch gets her own thong, which I carefully hand selected to balance class and kinkyness.

Now that ive gotten at least some of the Christmasgasm out of me, lets move on to Gretchen whom has partaken in some VERY serious sexual relations lately. I dont really know how to respond to her rapid uptake of sexual kinkiness. I'm not one to critisize, actually I am because I can always find a way to argue that Im better, except for with Charlotte since we are both eachothers other half. But anyway its not like ive never been kinky so I dont want to step in and tell her to back off but she has gotten a little crazy lately. She should at least keep it the hell under control in public, no one wants to see people cupping eachothers saggy asses in public god ugh that just pisses me off.

As far as Charlottes lover goes, well lets just say I dont loathe the douche bag as much as I used to but he still acts like a social turd whenever I try and talk to him. I think its because Charlotte has told him about me and whenever he sees me he is thinking "omg there he is, the one and only epitome of shimmering class, I dont know what to say because im just feeling so unworthy so i'll just say nothing" So i guess ive cooled of quite a bit, but I still think that i am just way above his level and that Charlotte could do astronomically better than him, but if she's happy then so am I. Personally I just fume every damn time she starts talking about how wonderful he is because I am the man in her life and I am not willing to make room for others to take a piece of my Charlotte cake. But I would never like want them to break up because I would NEVER do anything to hurt Charlotte, her happiness is everything.

Mrs Sweetcheeks generally doesnt approve of my thong purchasing extravoganza, but thats ok because I know the only reason that she is telling me that she doesnt approve is because she is an adult and she is obligated to do so even though she is really thinking "oh my god, he is just the best person ever and i love him and everything he does and buys" We will see how she reacts when i stroll into the house with hefty bags filled to the brim with sexy thongs on christmas, I'm guessing she'll just give in and tell me how much she loves me.

So that is essentially a briefing of what has happened most recently, I will have more soon because once I get back to posting on a regular basis I will be able to indulge in all of the extra sexy details of my life which are just so good that they are like chocolate for your eyes.