Why I love Gretchen (in spite of obvious flaws)

Gretchen is just the type of person that is loaded with flaws, but is so carefree and hilarious that it makes you forget about every single one. When she makes poor decisions (quite often, but negligible because she is affiliated with me) it shocks you and you feel fed up with her mentality. Then all of a sudden you remember why you love her because of how simply fabulous she is. Every time I speak with her it proves to me that someone can be a flawed basket case and at the same time be the best thing that has ever happened to you.

Not to say that I don't have flaws along with Gretchen, but our flaws are part of what makes us better than everybody else (even though she refuses to admit it; only Charlotte will). Gretchen really is part of the top tier as far as personality goes, it just depends on your perspective. Let me just take one minute to make this all clear; the things my friends and I consider "flaws" aren't really important to average people, but thats only because they are so saturated with nasty flaws that they have no time to focus on the details. Basically, the fact that Gretchen is even up to my standards means that in the eyes of the commoner, she is a shimmering example of perfection.

The reason I brought this up, in case you didn't know, is because we obviously had a sexy and steamy conversation. It was about our past lovers (and present). Despite the fact that I had to sacrifice some of my naughty little secrets in order to get her in the mood to discuss, it was SO worth it. Her stories take me back to when I was innocent (and yes, there was such a time. Actually not really, I was born kinky and sexy, so lets just say back when I was as close to innocent as I have ever been). Of course, there are all the enjoyments of the first kinky moves and when you decide you are ready for the next step, it is all so charming to replay in my head. Of course I offered her some advice about her situation (which is relatively good, I just dont want anything to be thrown at her that she's not ready for). We went on to exchange all the latest gossip, (my major concern being Charlotte's love situation, but Gretchen was not interested).

Sexy conversations really bring out the best in most of my friends, but if they didnt, then they wouldnt be my friends so it makes a lot of sense from that perspective. I choose the friends that i do because only fabulous and fabulous go together perfectly, and we are all distinctly more fabulous than everybody else. That is just simple and factual; it cannot be argued against.

The fabulous

-Mr Bitch