Deprived of Sexiness

OK, so I usually wouldn't post on a day where I hardly encounter ANYTHING sexy at all (which is VERY rare because I tend to attract sexiness like a magnet, plus I already am sexy to begin with so technically there is no day without it). But today was sort of an exception because I am totally in the mood to Bitch.

Don't you find standardized testing to be like an absolute pile of shit? Well if you do then you are right, because I agree (which means its always right). I had to take the ACT today, and it was absolutely marvelous waking up at 5:50 when I should have been getting my VERY important beauty sleep. I mean, most people in the world don't even need beauty sleep because they are so ugly to begin with that it is just a lost cause anyway (Me, Charlotte, and all my other associates being the sexy exceptions). So anyway I had to drive down to Carmel, which is just a dumpy, nasty little town with hideous people (I did see some sexy ones though). The test was like four hours by the way, which is just horrendous. You cant put beautiful people like me through treacherous conditions like that.

I get there and I see my friend Ashley which, quite frankly, made me relieved since I knew that there would actually be someone else there besides me who was worth the air that they were breathing. I haven't known Ashley that long and just started becoming really good friends with her this year. She is one of the few people that makes me look tame while still maintaining some form of classiness. Perhaps she is a little bit too naughty, but I love her boisterous and carefree lifestyle, she is pretty damn hilarious also. She is probably one if not the naughtiest one of my close friends (along with Ms Bitch). Anyway, I offered her a ride home from the test so that we could immerse ourselves in each others classiness just to recover from how deprived we had been from anything remotely classy in the past five hours.

My point is that you really begin to realize how much you appreciate a sexy and classy person particularly after you have been deprived of sexiness. There is just a feeling of relief because you remember that there are people in the world with class (not a lot of them by any means).