The Sexy Search For Colleges

When it comes to college, at least for me, there are so many criteria that have to be met that it is simply shocking. The most important point is that I am already as amazing as it can possibly get, so colleges really don't have to worry about not getting a perfect and fabulous person, but I do have to worry about whether or not I get a sexy college.

First of all, I need to have fabulous people to make me feel at home like Charlotte and amazing, annoying and kinky people like Susan. But, I also need someone filled with flaws like Gretchen that is still amazing in spite of her shortcomings. I mean, the list could really just go on and on. I need sexy fashionable atmospheres, fabulous shopping, fine dinning, anything and everything sexylicious. I guess if I could choose only one person to bring out of my friends it would be Charlotte. I would just need another perfectly fabulous person to be with me, otherwise I would feel socially deprived and begin to loose all hope that there are any sexy people left in the world.

My whole point in saying this is that the search for college is not just something about academics, careers and financial aid; it is about making sure that you are going to go somewhere that you feel absolutely sexy and delicious. (well, I feel sexy and delicious everywhere, because I am, but I could imagine how some normal people dont feel that way under all circumstances). I need to go some place outlandish and positivly orgasmic, I want to be able to go to a certain college and just think of the word "orgasm" when I see it. This was all really meant to simply be a sneak peek into what it is like to be perfectly fabulous person searching for colleges. God, it is so much harder for us delicous people than for normal people, poor Charlotte will be bitching about the same thing next year, I feel sorry for both of us.