Certain ways that people react to rumors simply stuns me. In this situation it just happened to be my lovely friend Trish, who happens to be really fabulous, unfortunately she occasionally gives off the impression that she is a ditzy slut. She runs around frantically engaging in conversation; devouring the latest gossip as if it is providing her with oxygen. Being the more subdued, casual listener that I am, I like to keep things classy. However, I'm hesitant to warn her of her random dissents into sluttiness since we have been so close and we simply look good together
I whish Trish hadn't plowed into my lunch table, interrupting regular conversation as though she is about to warn us that the world is ending. Expecting that there is some juicy, worthwhile gossip at hand, I inched closer to hear what she was mindlessly bitching about. It happened to be no more than some outlandish rumors that were circulating about how she had gotten frisky with some men. Although I was outraged by her over reaction, I kept my composure as usual. Trish needs to be redirected from making an ass of herself in public. I don't want to be the one to tell her what a bitch she is making herself look like, but its painful for someone like me to observe a seemingly mindless individual making an ass of themselves.
On the other hand, I have the people who are just straight out assholes. Mrs. Prick, who is one of my teachers, happens to top them all. She is highly regarded as a rather worthless piece of shit lacking a soul. It's simpler to describe her by saying that she is just as hideous as her personality. I think that certain teachers, such as her, really have nothing better to do than leech off of young students' souls since they really have no life of their own. Today she spitefully docked ten points from my personal essay because I took the advice of a different teacher for correcting it rather than her. Ugh, she is such a twisted douche, some people just make me want to vomit.
On a less disgusting note, I do have this friend, Karen, who I have been strangly attracted to for quite a while. Yet I can't quite place my finger on what makes her so intriguing to me. I don't necessarily mean that she is sexually attractive to me, but more socially attractive. She is not what I would consider anywhere near hideous, having just the right looks so that you could easily understand why someone might be attracted to her. Her body is free from major flaws, aside from a slight lack in the butt department. What intrigues me most about her is that she is absolutely childish, yet astoundingly serious about life, and knows how to balance the two aspects of her personality perfectly.
Most people would highly dissagree with my feelings for Karen because the general consensus is that she is an overall loud, obnoxious bitch. However, I am a bitch as well, just in a more refined and classy sense, so perhaps we are compatible in ways other people cannot recognize. I just figured I would mention this because most people don't realize that taste varies, and because somebody chooses to like a given person, it should not discredit their taste. (My taste is flawless and fabulous, so theres proof)
The always lovely,
-Mr Bitch
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Just stopping by to admire my handiwork, it is fabulous after all.
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